#he doesnt fully fit criteria though so...

[syrelivesforptj]

Pathetic losers who's life amounted to nothing hate to see me coming

[alyimoss]

I don’t actually know anything about your underswap I’d love to hear about it!

explodes ok so.

this ended up being the length of the average one-shot so it has to go under the cut

tbf my underverse is not super developed. i mostly just have. sans, papyrus, alphys, and undyne figured out (though not fully) and the rest im still thinking through. but nevertheless i love my swaps and would die for them.

between those four, the swaps are pretty standard (so sans and papyrus swap, and so do alphys and undyne), but they generally have a bit more like?? backstory as to why they are the way that they are?? my underswap is like. base ut but something went sideways and now shit's weird. so these characters, for the most part, started out like their classic counterparts, and this is why my swaps have more of their base ut traits than some other swaps.

like- for example, my swap papyrus started out more or less like classic papyrus. he's energetic and ambitious and he puts his all into the things that he does and he believes in everyone!! but he lets his reality wear him down more than classic: where classic keeps up his "fake it til you make it" kind of attitude towards his own popularity and just keeps trying even if he fails, my swap pap realizes that no matter what he does, he's not the person he wants to be. he wants to be the cool popular guy that everyone wants to be friends with, but… through years of rejection and failure, he eventually resigns himself to just being some fucking guy. not important. forgettable.

so he stops trying. he stops trying to make friends, trying to put himself out there, etc. the thought of joining the royal guard doesnt even cross his mind because he'd preemptively decided that its pointless — he wont get in and hell just make a fool of himself trying. why bother? the funny thing, though, is that, as a papyrus, i guess he can never truly stop trying, because he kind of does a 180 here. instead of being some cool extrovert popular guy, he assumes the persona of just the average guy. he masks his effort levels, trying to make it seem like he's someone who really doesnt try that hard (because he doesnt want to look like a tryhard), so like for example, where classic papyrus speaks in all caps to show his effort (and classic sans, conversely, speaks in all lowercase to show the exact opposite thing), my swap papyrus speaks with proper capitalizations because thats what normal, average people do!! and hes just a perfectly normal, average guy… just your average, completely forgettable rando…

i guess at his core, hes someone influenced wildly by shame and a fear of being his true self, because he doesnt see that self as being worthy enough because it doesnt fit his specific criteria (this is smthn that also applies to classic papyrus, at least to a certain extent, but thats not what im here to yap abt)

and then his spiral into depression is what pushes my swap sans into becoming a proper swap. he, like classic, knows about the timeline and resets and whatnot, and has, too, given up. why bother? nothing matters. except then he looks around and he sees the townspeople notice. his friends at the bar ask if hes okay, and when he blatantly lies to them, he can feel their hopes dwindle. he feels the whole town almost become darker, heavier. he cant fathom himself having this kind of impact on others, but he feels it and even if its not his fault, if its just a byproduct of them all being stuck underground for so damn long, he feels like hes doing something wrong. he feels guilty. and then he sees papyrus. his brother, who had always shined like the brightest star in the sky, giving up and losing hope and hiding away from the world. and sans feels responsible.

so he does the only thing he can think of — he decides to try. of course, that doesnt mean that he actually feels any better. he doesnt think this will do anything in the larger scheme of things. but he cant stand seeing his brother like that. he cant stand the guilt. and so he becomes more like classic papyrus — he enrolls in the guard, he makes rounds around snowdin, he cooks and cleans and drags his brother out of the house with him. and even if he has no energy and he feels like hes drowning but the waves are still crashing on top of him one after the other, he keeps going because anything is better than the feeling of failure.

this is where id go in on his backstory and why he feels this way about failure, but. i kind of. dont have anything. and anyway i keep these two's backstories brief in most aus bc canonically we do not know what the fuck is up w them and i dont know if we ever will. and really im fine with that, the mystery makes them. but yeah anyway, due to circumstances, my swap sans is riddler with guilt and the fear of failure, and he will do anything to prove he is not a failure, that he can at least do something right.

oh and also speaking of guilt, papyrus notices this change in his brother. and he recognizes that he has a part in it. and as grateful as he is for his brother's attempts to cheer him up, he also feels immensely guilty because he can see better than anyone else in the whole underground just how much his brother's self-imposed duty weighs on him. he blames himself for letting himself get so bad that now his brother is suffering from it as well, but he also cant get any better. cue the self-loathing cycle. anyway, as a result, he ends up sharing less with sans. its a means of lessening his burden — if he doesnt know the things going wrong in papyrus's life, he wont have to waste time and energy on him and wont have to have more on his already overloaded plate!! its the perfect plan except they drift apart and now their closeness feels so surface-level and papyrus feels guilty about lying and he knows his brother is still worried, perhaps moreso now that he knows less and he's so scared theyll drift further apart but he's committed fully to this so he just keeps digging the hole and he doesnt know how to stop. (theyre still close, but less so than the classic bros, id say)

ok enough abt those two alphyne time.

these two are actually. less developed. and theres one specific part ill talk abt a bit later that im rlly not sure what to do with. but anyway. they, too, had their original roles at first. undyne, the rambunctious, hotheaded kid who kept getting into fights and couldnt sit still long enough to read one paragraph, and alphys, the nerdy kid who practically lived at the dump, collecting comics and anime… and yeah they somehow ended up the royal scientist and head of the royal guard, respectively.

i havent fully thought through why undyne would end up the scientist, but itd probably have something to do with injury. she keeps her eye injury in my swap. but as evidenced by base ut, a simple missing eye cant stop undyne! so she probably had a more. extensive injury, likely coupled with other factors. im not fully sure what happens, but what i am sure of is i want her to have a similar focus on robotics as alphys. she decides that if she cant fulfill the hopes and dreams of monsterkind on the frontlines, she'll become a different kind of hero. i think she mostly makes prosthetics, likely coupling them with weaponry bc thats just cool. she finds the best ways to combine mobility and magic efficiency and is widely respected by monsters for what she does (also, if youre wondering why monsters would need prosthetics when they have op healing and are made of magic, it comes from my personal theory that the longer a wound is left unhealed, the harder it is to heal it perfectly. so like, for example, it's possible to use magic healing to do things like reattach limbs. it will work as long as the recipient of the healing isnt dead. however, this reattachment needs to happen quick. depending on how long you wait, you could lose significant mobility in the limb, or just not be able to attach it at all. also, theres monsters like monster kid who dont have certain limbs. so i guess where some monsters get prosthetics to replace lost body parts, others get them to have entirely new body parts. anyway.)

meanwhile, alphys becomes a guard through a series of events. i think she signs up to be a sentry in hotland or something at first, because positions were open and they didnt exactly have many requirements, and she needed money. she ended up being like- exceptional. she's detail oriented and driven and is good at problem-solving, and her reviews were always stellar, so at some point i think she was approached about a promotion. which i think she took because, again, money. i think the guard has good benefits and pay.

to explain how she becomes the head of the guard, i want to take a moment to talk abt the guard in my swap. because toriel is the queen and is not thrilled at the prospect of killing humans, i think the guard isnt a thing at all until a couple humans in. i think several were less than friendly, killing several monsters. at first, when people brought this up, i think toriel would defend the humans by saying that they were just scared or acting in self-defense etc. but 1) i doubt monsters particularly liked their ruler defending people who killed their loved ones and 2) the human that got the guard established was. probably pretty bad. dont ask me which soul this was, i wont tell you bc i dont know. but they killed a sizeable number of monsters, to the point where not even toriel could defend them. they were probably the only human she killed (ill get to that later). after their death, the guard was established. still not really to kill humans as much as to ensure they got to the queen quickly and safely, as well as to protect monsters in case a particularly violent human fell down.

anyway yeah with this context, alphys was more fitting to be the head of the royal guard than undyne, id say. she's less violent and more mindful than undyne. i think toriel herself talked to her about becoming head of the guard. she said no at first, i think. she still had her ambitions of being a scientist, she was just doing this whole guard thing for the money. i think what pushed her to accepting was undyne getting the position of royal scientist.

this is another part im. not fully sure of. theres something that gets toriel's attention in regard to undyne, but i really dont know what. maybe just her reputation as someone who's making monster lives better day by day. toriel wants to give someone like that more resources and more voice as hope dwindles in the underground (i think its a bot of a more bleak situation in underswap like theyre just. sad. for reason and not. because where in base ut the underground is full of hope because they only need one human soul before theyre freed, interspersed with quiet dread because they dont know when they'll get that final soul, i think its more of the latter in my swap. theres more reason to this but ill touch on that in a bit).

anyway yeah undyne becomes the royal scientist and alphys is like welp. and accepts the position of head of the royal guard on the condition that she is trained to fight (as a member of the guard already, she had some training, but being the head is like. a whole other ballpark, yknow?) and yeah she as a character is. still pretty unsure of herself. she's a bit more confident than classic alphys because of her position and her training, but she's still got a lotta self-loathing and self-esteem issues. she still has her stutter, but she's managed to work through it enough to give speeches and shit without stuttering. catch her off-guard tho and she'll stutter and generally be kinda awkward (her stutter is like one of my fav things abt her as someone who also has a stutter i will never get rid of it ever).

she's very unsure of herself as a leader and constantly wonders if shes worthy of this position. she thinks she got it by pure luck when someone better suited couldve gotten it instead. i think she felt very resentful at the beginning, too. abt someone else getting the job of royal scientist before her. and its interspersed with the self loathing like "of course someone else got it before you, what did you ever do to work towards it? god, why did you accept this job? you shouldve just done fast food or something. or just stuck to science as best you couldve. god, no wonder someone got it before you. youre not worthy of it." i think she held a sort of resentment toward undyne too at first, but after they met and she realized that undynes. kinda chill, actually, she felt incredibly guilty about it. its not like she did this on purpose, she doesnt deserve this hatred…

anyway yeah shes head of the royal guard and she hires sans and trains him and their training is half actual training and half just fucking around and watching anime/movies and whatever. and her training/fighting i think are more. formulaic than classic undyne's. she's more about plan and strategy than raw power. also her section would still be in hotland. mostly because i didnt want to put undyne in hotland bc she hates it. lmao.

anyway undyne!! i think she has some regrets about not being able to become the hero she'd dreamed of being, but she also has come to accept her new role. she's more or less satisfied being who she is. she's one of the few characters who doesnt really feel that pressure of "was i supposed to be something else?" in this au. because at the end of the day, her goal stays the same: help monsterkind and crush humanity!! and she can do that as a nerd, too. i think toriel isnt too thrilled abt her attitude toward humans, but theres not much she can do abt it. i think the underswap underground is generally like. slightly less hostile to humans than undertale? (because the queen doesnt want humans dead, but monsters remember the hurt theyve suffered at the hands of humans) but undyne grew up on stories of the war from gerson and stuff like that, so she feels pretty strongly abt who's right and who's wrong and what should be done about that. i do also think she knows asgore, but this is a part im not fully sure of because i dont fucking know what to do with asgore.

also alphyne are still canon of course they are. this isnt glitchtale. they probably also meet at the dump, as alphys is contemplating things and undyne is searching around for junk to work on. and they talk and share their theories about where that creepy void leads. and they start hanging out and alphys shows undyne anime (and inspires her to go crazier with her prosthetics and other robotics works) and they work on battle strategies as a way of flirting /hj. and theres one problem that they kinda share bc i dont know what to do with it. that being the amalgamates.

so its unclear if the amalgamates would even exist in this au actually, but if they do i have two routes i can go with them i think: 1) undyne is the one responsible for them, but she doesnt lie and hide about it (not that i think she could do that much bc toriel would be expecting reports and stuff). she tells everyone whats going on, letting them see their families and whatnot, but still working on them and trying to figure out how to. fix them. and as a result theres just. amalgamates shambling around the underground sometimes. and the last human runs into them sometimes and gets freaked out and it serves as this foreshadowing moment to who undyne is as a character and serves to paint her as someone absolutely terrifying (which isnt necessarily true but also not necessarily untrue). or 2) alphys is the one responsible.

deciding to do one final science thing because fuck it, shes got nothing to lose (she has everything to lose), she decides to try to make a monster's soul last after death. how would she do this in a position where she cant easily get access to the things she'd need? god fucking knows. the main thing about this route is that it adds even more guilt to alphys's plate, which is pretty fitting for her as a character. and also guilt hi hello another guilt mention. this seemed more thought out in my head moving on.

some minor details abt this swap also are that mtt and mew mew are swapped, and mew mew is a popular streamer (and livestreams herself kicking your ass); bp and catty and bratty are swapped just bc i think its funny; grillby and muffet are in a weird territory of swap. i think theyre swapped but still in the same places as base game (bc grillby likes the cold and muffet will literally die dont do this to her), and maybe grillby gets the miniboss instead of muffet (she just forces you to give her money lolol).

and now the final thing: the dreemurrs. listen. i do not know what the fuck to do with these guys. they kinda fuck with the whole story if swapped in ways that are. not good at all. im including chara and frisk in "the dreemurrs" btw for reasons.

because like- we know what toriel would do if she was queen. she tells us. she would get one soul, cross the barrier, get six more, and then free the underground. and if she did that, there would be no story to tell. so. and asgore couldnt just lock himself in the ruins or smthn like toriel does in base ut, because toriel would break that fucking door down trying to get to him because she knows the humans come from the ruins, and she does not trust asgore in the slightest. and i dont even want to touch on the implications of asriel being alive in underswap. so i do not know what to do with him period. chara and frisk seem like a simple swap, but. theyre still distinct characters, whose personalities and actions do have an effect on the plot of undertale. and swapping them has repercussions. mostly in shit like philosophy which im notoriously bad at. so for now im just not thinking abt them.

ok back to toriel and asgore. i have like. an inkling of an idea as to what to do with them. that idea being that asgore, angry after the deaths of his children, wants to wage war, but toriel gets wind of the idea before he's able to make an official declaration, and grows absolutely disgusted with him. she banishes him and assumes the position of single ruler of the underground. i honestly dont know what to do with asgore past this point, but i do know that at least in the beginning, he is under strict supervision (likely by gerson bc gerson).

so what does toriel do as queen? she waits for a human to fall. she welcomes them as she did the first one. she does not take their soul. she cares for them and gives them the best life she can. as they grow older, she talks to them about using their soul to cross the barrier after they die. and they agree. the first (second) human dies of old age after a good, peaceful life in the underground. toriel absorbs their soul, crosses the barrier… and is nearly killed by the humans, still fearful and angry because it hasn't been that long since the last time they saw a monster. she goes back, deciding to instead wait a little longer. in that time, another human falls, then another… but after the first soul, i think most dont die of old age. several die by accident, several are killed in self defense. as mentioned above, at some point the guard is established due to the violence of one of the humans. toriel doesnt absorb these souls, instead keeping them safe in containment.

we know that when a human's soul is absorbed, they still persist (as evidenced by 1) asriel telling us that chara told him to do things and had control over their body when he absorbed their soul and 2) the photoshop flowey fight), i think toriel kind of feared losing herself and/or hurting the humans somehow by absorbing their souls. and with some of the more violent humans, i think the fears of losing herself grew stronger. so yeah she chooses to wait until the humans no longer fear/want to kill monsters or whatever.

and this has influence on the underground of course because imagine your ruler acquires the necessary means to cross the seal trapping you underground and you think that finally, finally youre free!! and then she comes right back like "yeah uh actually they still want us dead so lets wait a bit longer…"

how crushing is that? knowing that not only was your freedom a lie, you now know for sure that the humans outside want you dead? that chances are that even if you do manage to leave the underground, youll either be killed or forced right back under? this i think is a major reason the underswap underground is lacking in hope compared to the undertale underground. but yeah i. dont know if ill end up going with this, actually. because, again, i do not know what the fuck to do with the dreemurrs and i hate it.

another thing im not sure of is the whole "sans's promise to toriel" thing?? bc i kinda still wanna have that in some form, yknow? and i think it works if he's a guard and shes the queen. he visits her at some point to do a report or smthn (maybe bc alphys is busy who knows) and he notices shes looking kinda gloomy. so he gives her his best knock knock joke and she absolutely loves it. so he keeps going and then she gives him a couple of her own and yeah you get it. i just like sans and toriel they are the besties ever.

anyway yeah i think?? thats it?? for now, anyway. i probably forgot to mention smthn but who cares this is like. wayyyy too fucking long already anyways. thank you for letting me yap, i will continue to do so… forever.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Jeff x killer vigilante!reader

Something something yapyapyap yall I'm so tired I could not sleep for shit last night

Notes: Reader is GN, reader does not kill for fun or for random they do it as revenge and/or for justice, though the events that lead them to this choice of lifestyle is not given

CWs: canon typical violence

honestly?

on one hand he thinks its a little corny that you do it for revenge or to enact justice, especially when youre out and about hanging out with him of all people- would he not be one of the people you would go after, realistically.. if he fits your criteria?

but on the other hand he can get behind it, especially if youre doing it in the name of justice for yourself or for someone you care about. sticking it to the fuckers who hurt you is understandable, in his opinion

he can be a douchebag but at least he can understand

though sometimes he tries to "convert" you

"you wanna go ape shit, you wanna go absolutely insane" sort of thing with trying to convince you to fully sink into the lifestyle

hes only half joking when he does it!

sometimes tags along with you when you're out tracking your target, sometimes even to jump in if they're a particularly good fighter- he can help get a few slashes in if you need him to!

he doesnt actively try to find you targets but if he hears some bullshit in passing hes going to send it your way so you can come up with whatever you want to do- assuming he doesnt kill the person himself

hey youre the justice seeker, hes not going to encroach on your territory unless its something that really gets under his skin!

"i dont know if i should take notes or if i should kill him!"/ref

[r-u-living]

Nunemakers Parable is the penultimate song in Owen Tradmakers (Everybodys Worried About Owen) album "Nunemakers Swingset." There is a story to this album, but that isn't what I want to talk about today! I'm going to ramble about the similarities with the lyrics of Nunemakers Parable and Kaz Brekkers' backstory in Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo

First Verse:

"There was a wanderer who found his way to God

Or maybe it was Lucifer under some false facade

Broken down and tattered

Compound fractures in his sleeves

Shoe soles nailed together

But he never seemed to bleed, "

So the song starts with a traveller. He has ripped clothes, and his shoes are hanging on by a thread. He is dirty, and he is poor and lost and angry at the world. He does not expect anything to be given to him. This is Kaz after Reapers Barge. He is tired and traumatised and, most importantly, angry. He is angry at the world for taking his brother away from him, and now he knows that people are not to be trusted. That the world will never just hand you something on a plate without it being poisoned. He is trying to ask for "Jakob Hertzoon" (Aka: Pekka Rollins). At this point, I don't think he fully understands what Pekka did. Pekka played into the need of a father for both Kaz and Jordie and then left. At this point, Kaz has lost three people he saw as almost his father figures: His real father, Jordie, and Pekka. He's trying to scream out for all of them. He's just a kid he doesnt know what to do. He wants his Dad or his brother or a man who fits the criteria perfectly.

The Lucifer lyric is Kaz. Kaz sees himself as evil. There is no more nice left in him. The "God" is younger Kaz. Carefree, Kaz. Lucifer is Kaz as he is now. Battle worn. He's looking at his past self and crawling to him on his knees. He wants to go back. To see Jordie. To hug his brother one more time.

Second Verse:

"With one desperate push

His poor diaphragm forced out a plea, "

Kaz is pleading from Reapers Barge from the bodymen to come back for him. To show him that there is still a tiny piece of good in this world. That he is worth saving. But he can't scream. Or he can, but the men don't hear him. Or maybe they do. But this is Ketterdam, after all. Nobody does anything for free. So they sail away back to the harbour, wondering what they'll get for dinner. Thinking about their next shifts. How their partners are. Anything bit "Was that a scream? Did we leave a child on a pile of dead bodies, one of which is his own brother?"

Third Verse:

"He said: One home burned down, one fell apart

One met a flood, and one was nothing from the start

Weapons build against me, well, they all seem to fail

But weapons built against my home

They always will prevail,"

Kaz's first home was the farm. The farm he spent most of his time running around shrieking in with Jordie at his heels and his father yelling for them to come inside for dinner. When his father died, the farm burnt (metaphorically) down. What was left if there wasn't anyone to laugh with you until your stomach hurt. What would be left if the person who is supposed to be there forever dissappears?

His second home was with Jordie. It fell apart. When they went to Ketterdam, it was supposed to be a new start at life. No more farm boys. Climb the ladder. Get to the top. Yell with happiness. Be rich. But as we know, that didn't happen. Jordie died and left Kaz alone with no way to climb.

The streets. Before the Dregs, he worked on the streets. Got quite a reputation as well. But that was washed away. Theif. That's what they yelled after him. Have to admit it made him grin.

His fourth home. The longest one. The Dregs. It was damp and leaky and drippy, but (and he would never admit this to anyone even himself) he loved it. That has never really been real, though. All see-through. He loved Jesper (again, he would never admit it), but then it crumbled and broke and built itself back up again with new people. Wylan, Nina, Mattias.

Fourth Verse:

"So leave me my liver and leave me my skin

Leave me the way all those other homes did

But leave me a soul, only by definition

I don't want to feel anything,"

Kaz doesn't expect anything from the world. The world left him in a river surrounded by death and let him crawl himself out different and broken. No long Kaz Rietveld. He was Dirtyhands. Maybe he could collect himself piece by piece. Dust himself off. For Inej. For Jesper. For Wylan. For Nina. For Mattias. For them.

The world to Kaz Brekker is uncaring. Cold. The word does not look after you. The only thing the world owes him is a soul. And it hardly gave him that.

Fifth Verse:

"My neurons are snapping like cat gut strings

A symphony of agony

I don't wanna hear, and I don't wanna sing

I don't wanna breathe incompletely

I am mourning

I am morning

So break me anew,"

Kaz is the owner of the Dregs in everything, but name. He doesn't want to listen to Inej. He doesn't want to be here. He has been in mourning for far too long. Using these parts, I will puzzle them together.

Kaz is in charge, and he is stressed. That's normal for being in charge. "A symphony of agony." That's Kaz every time somebody brushes against him. The screaming of skin against skin is painful, and all he can concentrate on even if there's a gun pressed against his head.

"I don't wanna hear, and I don't wanna sing

I don't wanna breathe incompletely." That's Inej. Both with his feelings for her and with how she tries to tell him that deep down under the grit, he is a good person. He loves her. And he will not listen to those feelings. He will not sing for Inej. He doesn't want to breathe because when he does, all he can smell is Inej and death.

"I am mourning

I am morning

So break me anew,"

He is still mourning for Jordie and his father. He never stopped. And he will break himself over and over again before he admits it.

Sixth Verse:

"Well, I'll find every sick fuck I can

And I'll make them a deal

With no conscience, I'll make money and

I'll lie and cheat and steal

And that money won't bring happiness

But let me ask what does

'Cause I've found a place, and those sick fucks

Well, they turned it to dust,"

This is arguably the most Kazish verse. Every line is so him. This verse is about the Dregs. The sick fucks are probably Dime Lions they sound like the Dregs and Dime Lions are the same people and they kind of are. They are in the same situation. Both on the streets in a gang both commiting crimes, but in the end, they are the same.

"And if I can't have justice

I might as well join the unjust,"

This is Kaz's philosophy. Kill or be killed.

Seventh Verse:

"The floorboards smelled like lemonade

Prepared for our arrival

The air was clean and crisp

Just like a tonic for survival

Well, I wrote my name in charcoal

On the bathhouse where we cried

So now I'm broken fundamentally

And nobody gets why,"

This is Jakob Hertzoon house. He and Saskia hid in the bathouse and cried when Kaz had to leave. Jakob Hertzoons floorboards always smelt like lemonade after Kaz spilt some of his. He is broken. I don't need to say why.

Eighth Verse:

"So give me what drugs you got, give me your meds

Give me a cocktail to sedate my head

Abandon, all hope of my moral salvation

They already took that from me,"

It was confirmed that Kaz drinks. I don't know if they have drugs in the Grishverse, but the moral salvation part is spot on. Ketterdam took away his innocence. It stole it and added it to its horde of children turned criminals. "They" is the merches,its Pekka its Jordie its the men that didn't look behind them.

Ninth Verse:

"The sky was an angel of morning's heat

With languid, shiny curls of aquamarine

And when I close my eyes and when I dare to dream

When I think I might shatter completely

I can feel them in my hands

But I can't go back again

My neurons are snapping like cat gut strings

A symphony of agony

I don't wanna hear, and I don't wanna sing

I don't wanna breathe incompletely

I am mourning

I am morning

So break me anew,"

One moment to let me fangirl about these lyrics: JasbhsHHhaghwhababhsFffFFFFFfAaaaaaaHaha!!!!

Okay, back to Kaz. "The sky was an angel of morning's heat with languid, shiny curls of aquamarine." Okay, these lyrics don't add as much, but I imagine this was one of the few hot days Ketterdam had. I think this was the day after Kaz got out of the river. It was a hot day, so rich people came out of their homes and danced down the streets, and everyone was happy. That did not settle right with Kaz. His brother just died, and now the universe is sending him a hot day? The ultimate betrayal.

"And when I close my eyes and when I dare to dream, when I think I might shatter completely, I can feel them in my hands, but I can't go back again," This is about touch. About whenever his and Inej's hands brush, all he feels is cold clammy death.

"Turns out that the god he found was just a little girl

Sitting on a swingset

Just a little girl

She said, "Mister, you look tired

I will let you go, but first

I think that what you're asking for

It just might make things worse."

The little girl is Inej/Wylan. Inej is always trying to dig for that little bit of good in him no matter how far down it is, and Wylan won't leave it alone. Wylan is new. He isn't new to violence or horror, but he's new to the streets, and that makes him Kaz when he first came here. He is like Kaz Rietveld. And Kaz hates it.

Why is Nunemakers Parable (especially 2nd and 3rd verses) so Kaz Brekker, tho?????

[joebidensbussytampon]

if the onceler wins the sexyman tournament again im gonna lose my SHIT. megamind is so much more of a viable candidate. the onceler, yes very iconic, like the og sexyman but megamind fits all the criteria too. twink, good sense of style, and we havent seen megamind sing but ik he can put on a show. not to mention the oncler is a guy who shit things under the assumption he was doing good, ergo little self awareness. megamind however does bad things fully aware he is a villain, thats who he is and he wouldnt try to justify it for any other reason. what makes him inherently sexier than the onceler is his communication cause lets be real here their characters are quite similar despite their very different motives and environment, thats why i believe they were paired together in the first place. the onceler would drop anyone in a second if it meant progress was made (before the character arc) and even afterwards he doesnt even fix his mistake, he just sulks defeated which sounds like a lot of baggage to deal with. megaminds baggage is painfully clear though right from the get go, and you know what youre getting into. megaminds sexiness stems from his upfrontness as well as being able to maintain some semblence of mystery in his villany. whats the onceler have for mystery? hes a greedy (albiet reformed) buisnessman who lost his goal. he is driven by external forces, but megamind is driven by himself. by his need for purpose. simply put hes sexier in every way

[shiranuieditorial]

shakes (from @zenazie thanks!)

my opinion of them: really not my thing. hes bland and tasteless and lacking his own distinct, unique oomph that makes him memorable. hes an overly-adult-like mary sue who doesnt know how to carry his own show. hes a below-decent main character at best, but hey, the show needed a main character and he happened to fit a quarter of the job criteria, so here we are.

im not complaining about him being a main character though; there are plenty of minor characters for me to like and favor out there. i just wish se would give him a distinct, enjoyable personality to go along with his surrealistically, absurdly perfect football and problem-solving skills.

their real name: oluwasegun mokena-okoro. i decided to mash both surnames together because a) its easy and inclusive and unstressful, and b) it happened to also be plot-convenient that shegs has family from south africa. havent decided whether he should have a middle name or not; probably yes, but idk.

their special agent codename: starbomb. it was his gamer tag first, mimi tegong alias second.

their chinese codename: 湯超 tāng (surname, hot water, soup or broth) chāo (super-, ultra-, to exceed, to surpass, to transcend). because hes super! right, strika entertainment?

their birthday: 3 august 1997 for canon/canon divergence, 3 august 2000 for most other aus.

sexuality headcanon: bisexual biromantic. lots of carefree crushes to go around.

gender headcanon: trans man, he/him.

ethnicity headcanon: he is part igbo naija, and has some/most of his paternal family in the gauteng province of south africa, because same with the case with skarra, i like their naija versions better, but this kiddo just happens to be half-half. (as for the south african version of canon, shegs and his family all come from gauteng and around it)

language(s) they know: igbo and english. in noir au, he and his parents move to johannesburg, where he will learn some afrikaans to better assimilate to his new home. (soufrican version of canon: english and afrikaans, with very little isizulu)

my otp(s) for them: skarraaaaaaaaaaaaa because noir au! if this were a year ago, id say riano too, but a few weeks ago i got too carried away with a ri/elma reimagining that i now like it better than ri/shegs! funny how the imagination works.

my brotp(s) for them: klaus because roomie power! and tiger because, uhh, they get into trouble together. so sweet :)

i also like his playful and fun-oriented dynamics with nessi, the argentine, but they dont make it into the otp section because i want them to remain prancing flirtatiously around each other rather than it advancing into a real thing. theyll share several romantic touches and gestures, but at the end of the day, theyre more flirty bros than... serious boyfriends. they are in a flirtationship.

would they put pineapple on pizza: haha, he would for the first time! but it turns out pineapples arent the fruit for him. he makes his dark web handle “pineapple scam” because its what he had in mind at the moment. he likes his pizzas meaty better than fruity.

can they do the splits: no. i know se/aa like to think he could, but theyre wrong.

their main weapon: his mary sue brains of course, thanks to strika entertainment. in my version where hes a better-developed character though, his main thang is a glock 19x, which he uses very very very sparingly in his defensive style of fighting, but he can use it.

what car theyd have/the kind of car i associate with them: well, hes canonically had a ‘05–‘06 ford gt that he presumably ditched along with the mansion, and a horrible confusing crossbreed of a ‘70–‘74 challenger with a ‘69–‘70 mustang mach-1 before said ford gt, none of which i would ever peg in a million years to be in his automotive taste range, but it happened anyway and i heavily suspect strika entertainment has the case of having a thing for american muscle and american muscle only. but look, au-wise, he could do with a nice, bright, glossy cherry red ‘06 ford gt with white racing stripes, perfectly fit for street-racing his other friends with other nice cars, because i love cars and street races and therefore all my aus must have nice cars and street races.

an animal pet i associate with them: that potted house plant rasta was sitting in in his apartment. its as far as he can go in terms of taking care of anything other than himself.

a song i associate with them: “the chain” by fleetwood mac, “backstreets back” by backstreet boys, old-timey stuff to match his old-timey car hahaha.

any extra headcanon: the kind of person whose mbti type, stack functions, and enneagram type arent fully set in, arent fully concrete into his personality (yet?), making it hard to figure out, even making it seem as if theyre fluid and changing, making him a bit of an outcast in that area. a gryffindor who can totally be stupid, naive, powerless, and very un-mary sue-like at times. let your main characters be so flawed they get dropped from the main character role after just a week. wed love to see it.

[colorfulsuitdestiny-blog]

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My mom gets sick very often and would like to purchase some health insurance since she isn't eligible for MedicAid. What's a good health insurance provider in Texas?

""How much is PPD rating schedule for %13 lumbar spine discs and knees, If my insurance company was putting me?

on Permanent Disability and my company Laid me out because of my limitation of to work? How much the insurance company has to pay me for my injury and disability?

Auto Insurance Legality!?

I recently applied for a new insurance policy. I was before, on a high risk rate as I had a few past discretions. When they pulled my 3 year abstract they did not turn anything up. I am almost certain that I had a drinking with a G2 charge from over 3 years ago that I thought would remain on my license for 6 years but nothing showed up..... Will this come up at a later date and haunt me? I am worried about legal repercussions Help!""

How do I get a cheap full coverage car insurance? Can I put my name in my dad's car insurance?

I want to get a car insurance and I want a cheap and full coverage one. But I am a college student and not ready to pay 200 or 100 for a car insurance. My dad is 54 would it be cheaper if I used him or he puts my name with him? If something happened to my car will they cover it or not because he is not the owner of the car? Can someone please explain how this works :D

Affordable Health Insuance that includes maternity coverage?

My husband just started a new job that offers NO benefits until he moves up in the company which could take over a year to happen or even longer, and I only work part time. I am ...show more""

How does a 18 year old buy a car without a license or insurance?

I want to buy this camaro from this guy because he wants to sell it because he has two cars but I have not took my drivers test because I work so much and I do not have auto insurnce. I want to buy the car so it can sit in my garage until I get my license then I can register it and stuff. Like is their any paperwork or legal processes I should know of because In my mind I just think I can Get my uncle to drive me out there and give the guy the money in return he gives me the keys and my bro drives it to my house or does it need to be towed?

Does any1 know roughly how much it would cost to insure a 2000 automatic vauxhall frontera?

thinking of buying the car for my sister she's almost 19 and is a learner driver does any1 know roughly in s how much the insurance would be

Any life insurance policies for someone who is 84?

Why would they insure that age, you ask. I dunno. Do they?""

Can I get Sprint Insurance?

OK, let's say that I buy a phone for cheap on ebay or radioshack, can I still go to a sprint store and get insurance on the phone or do I have to buy the phone directly at the sprint store in order to get insurance?????""

How much does your insurance go up when you get in a fender bender?

My brother got in a fender bender. He is 16 and got his license about 9 months ago. The other car wasnt badly damaged, just minor. We live in California. Anyone know about how much his insurance policy will go up?""

Any car insurance plans you can cancel or re-activate monthly?

I am a recently licensed teen going to college in a month. I won't be driving that much while I'm there but I want to for the next few weeks and will be when I'm home occasionally. Is there any kind of insurance I can get that will allow me to re-activate the insurance and cancel it on a monthly basis? Or every couple months? My family has Geico but do any other companies have an option like this? In the U.S. only. California driver.

Approximately how much is Home Owners Insurance?

I'm sure it varies by location and value of the house, but approximately how much is homeowners insurance?""

Why is the Infiniti G37S Coupe insurance premium costs so high?

I looked up average insurance premium costs for the G37S coupe, and the cost was over $2600. I then looked up the Infiniti's competitors, the BMW 335i coupe and the Audi S5 4.2 which costs $1900+ and $1800+ respectively. Why is the insurance premium of the G37S so much higher? Thanks in advance.""

""Car Insurance: What are premiums, legal fees and voluntary excess?

I have been trying to get car insurance quotes online but I dont understand what the above terms mean Also if my road tax (UK) is not due for renewal till thursday can i buy it today? Will they adjust the date for me. Any help will be appreciated Thank you for your time

Is there a time limit or statute of limitations on car insurance claims?

I was in an accident in January. It was my fault, I was trying to avoid someone who had swerved into my lane so I got into the left lane really fast to avoid being hit at a high speed ...show more""

Liability insurance for an online vitamin store. Do I need it? And how can I get it?

Hi yahoo friends, I have a new website. I want to sell vitamin and supplements. One of a whole sellers asked me for copy of liability insurance. What is it? Do I need it since I sell their products, should the liability go to them? How can I get it? Please help me , if you know the answer. Thank you.

Does the cost of insuring a car go down when you turn 18?

is it worth waiting a couple of months to my eighteenth birthday to get cheaper car insurance? thanks guys!

Car Insurance Quote..Without a license yet..?

I have just been bought a car for when i pass my driving test, so i do not have a full UK provisional license yet. I have been looking online for insurance quotes, they are expensive which i expected, but i was told that when i have entered my details the system will register that i do not hold a full license with he DVLA (even though i put in that i do, just for the sake of a quote) And this is why the quotes are higher..if i was to do the same when my license was valid it would be much lower. Can anybody add proof to this? Thanks""

""Car insurance, UK QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!?""

UK QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am researching car insurance at the moment, what do you think i can expect to pay? Whats a good insurance company to go with? heres my details... 18 year old female, New driver, Pass plus certificate, Insurance group 5 car, the cheapest ive found is 1246.00 is this a normal amount to have to pay??? Thanks :)""

Do I need to buy auto insurance for my used car dealership?

We are just starting out and wonder if our personal car insurance would cover test drives, or our driving the vehicles. It is a sole proprietorship.""

What type of insurance in Alabama covers the REVERSAL of a bilateral tubal ligation? what is the cost?

What type of insurance in Alabama covers the REVERSAL of a bilateral tubal ligation? what is the cost?

Car insurance estimate?

Hi i'm currently 16 and soon to be old enough to take driving lessons, but first off i have a question. What would be the likely insurance premium for a 2009 BMW Z4 23i kept in a public place with viper alarm system and a steering lock.""

As of next year will all cars older than 7 years have their tax and insurance costs doubled?

A friend of mine told me today that as of next year all cars over seven years old will incur a sharp rise in their tax and insurance costs. he said that they would double. I understand this may happen with tax but it doesnt ring true for insurance. could anybody tell me if he is right or whether he has his wires crossed.

Best car insurance for an independent at age 19?

Best car insurance for an independent at age 19?

Paying for Insurance question?

Okay, is it possible for me to pay for insurance for only a few days rather than a month at a time? If so, how?""

My car insurance rate went down?

after i got a dwi! haha, no question i just wanted to share this epic win! don't worry i won't press my luck and try to lower it a second time.""

Motorcyle prices?

IM thinking about buying a crockrocket. What are the average monthly payments.......ball park... And also, what is an average montly insurance payment?""

Approximately how much is my insurance going to rise?

I am an 18 year old male. I got a ticket for going 10 over about a month ago and got it deferred a week ago. I am on my parents insurance and I pay about $100 a month for insurance. Tonight, I got a ticket for going 17 over on the highway. The first ticket was $124 and the most recent ticket was $174. Help me out here haha, how ****** am I? Also, is there any way for my parents to not find out?""

Health insurance for visitor from india?

Where can I get health insurance for a parent who is undergoing dialysis in India and wants to Visit the USA for a short term. Of course they will need to continue there treatments here while visiting. But we need some kind of assistance while they are here.

Does speeding tickets raise your insurance?

I've gotten 2 speeding tickets this month so I'm worried. Does this raise your insurance rates?

I'm Pregnant With No Insurance?

When Should i go to the doctor?! And Also.. I don't have insurance.. and was wondering what am i supposed to do about that?!! i currently live in california but me and my boyfriend are soon moving to washington. any suggestions or sites you know of for gov't aid?? by the way.. i hate having to go through gov't assistance right now... but it seems to be my only option. any help?!!

What insurance comapnies are best?

I just bought a 2007 Toyota Corolla, and am trying to find insurance for it. I've been researching different companies and getting quotes on insurance. So far Geico and AIG are the best. Are there any others that people recommend?""

Where can I find cheap young male car insurance on any car?

I'm a 17 year old driver who has just passed my test and when i go to quote myself on any car its either unquotable or something like 20,000 a year or something stupid even with immobilizers trackers parked in a garage etc and when i put my mum as the main driver (she has 5 year NCD) it only dropped like 200 so i don't understand how people are getting it below 10000 let alone 2000. I haven't bought a car yet but could somebody tell me what is the up most cheapest car to insure and all the combinations that make it cheaper. Once more annoying is that I live in a pretty nicer area so you wouldn't think it would cost as much compared to other people but they seem to get theirs cheaper.""

Do you think health insurance is necessary? Why?

Do you think health insurance is necessary? Why?

How do I go about this? Car insurance for myself and get the car in my name?

My mom is giving me her old car. She has it in her name, and I want to put it in my own name with my own car insurance. I'm moving out so this is the reason for it. I live in Florida.""

Finding out cost of a car insurance claim - do i have to include this?

Im looking for insurance for a new car. My bf had an accident in our last car and i was wondering if there is a way you can find out how much we claimed in total? As alot of insurance companies want to know this.

""Teen males, how much was your insurance?""

I was wondering the average or ideal amount that teen males pay for insurance. I have $700 saved, & I don't know if that's enough to cover How much was your insurance?""

Will my medical insurance pay?

Will my medical insurance pay for my transportation to work. I just had my drivers license suspended for MEDICAL REASONS. PLEASE HELP!

Can you rent a car without car insurance?

No longer own a car so no car insurance, but need to rent one for a few days- can I rent or do I have to have an insured driver do it or can I buy the rental companys car insurance?""

Pay Per Mile Car Insurance - have you tried it?

I've heard from a friend about a pay per mile car insurance - as I only use my car on a Saturday it sounds ideal. Anyone have any links or recommendations?

Do I need insurance for one time poetry event in Chicago?

I'm looking to rent a church Rectory to artists for events like open mic's, gallery showings, and other small (20 people max) one time events. Do I need insurance outside of the home insurance the Rectory already has?""

Liability insurance for an online vitamin store. Do I need it? And how can I get it?

Hi yahoo friends, I have a new website. I want to sell vitamin and supplements. One of a whole sellers asked me for copy of liability insurance. What is it? Do I need it since I sell their products, should the liability go to them? How can I get it? Please help me , if you know the answer. Thank you.

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